Dreading the return to the Office…

Being off work for 5 days straight has taken a toll on me. Clearly my waistline has expanded over this holiday season – my sedentary lifestyle not helping in the least – but the bane of my existence being those damned Sea Salt & Vinegar kettle chips from Costco and my personal crack, Heath candy bars.*

The only positive thing about this is the fact that I didn’t get Tuesday or Wednesday off last week as originally planned… If that were the case, I suspect that my anxiety level would be much worse than it is at this moment.

Now I can fret about whether or not my pants are going to fit me in the morning…

* I really shouldn’t joke about my “personal crack” since 1) I have never done drugs of any sort, so understanding the addictive thrill of any drugs is something that I have no comprehension of and 2) I do personally know a couple whose lives were irreparably torn apart due to one of them having an addiction to crack… I apologize if I’ve inadvertently offended anyone.